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Zidane Reveals Exchange of Words - July 13, 2006
Zinedine Zidane has spoken publicly for the first time after his controversial red card in the World Cup final, which France lost to Italy on penalties.
The 34-year-old revealed the full dialogue that took place between him and Italy’s Marco Materazzi, whom he head-butted moments later.
MATERAZZI: You smell!
ZIDANE: What?
MATERAZZI: You stink like a big poo!
ZIDANE: Shut up, you stupid.
MATERAZZI: You smell like a big stinky poo and a frog’s leg!
ZIDANE: Go away you idiot.
MATERAZZI: Your dad smells!
ZIDANE: What?
MATERAZZI: I bet my dad can beat up your dad!
ZIDANE: I don’t have a father.
MATERAZZI: Well then, I bet my dad could beat up your mum!
ZIDANE: Why would your father hit a woman?
MATERAZZI: Because, when your mum tries to cook lasagne, she burns it!
ZIDANE: My mother is Algerian. She doesn’t cook lasagne.
MATERAZZI: That’s because she’s a big, fat, terrorist wh*re!
ZIDANE: KA-POW!
MATERAZZI: Ouch!! You have a head like a bull! And bulls stink!
Zidane, who is now the new face of Red Bull, said at the end of the day, he was simply glad not be Italian. Materazzi responded to Zidane’s comments with the following statement, “Mama mia!”
