Comedy Tree Pick Up Lines for the Summer Time - 14 June, 2007

Summer is here. The beautiful people are out to have a drink in the sun, flirt a little and who knows what else? So how do you get yourself a piece of this summertime action?  With some good pick up lines of course. Here are some classics to get you started, re-worked by The Comedy Tree.

10. Was your father a thief? Because you look like you come from a rough family.

9. Did your head hurt when that angel dropped you from heaven? Because you talk real slow and your forehead is kind of flat.

8. How do you like your eggs in the morning? With sausage, bacon and everything else, fatty?

7. Let’s play house - as Ike and Tina Turner - I’ll slam your face into a door all night long.

6. Can I flirt with you? You look hammered enough to fuck anyone.

5. My face is leaving in five minutes, and I'm going with it, otherwise, I'll end up without a face.

4. Have we met before? You look familiar. Have I seen you in one of my brother’s secret DVDs?

3. Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day. Is that why  you’re all sweaty and smell like a mountain goat?

2. Do you workout? Because it appears you're consuming more calories than you're burning off.

1. Hey there. I seem to have lost my phone number. Give me your mobile or I’ll stab you.