Comedy Tree Pick Up Lines for the Summer Time - July 14, 2005  

Summer is here. The beautiful people are out to have a drink, flirt a little and who knows what else? So how do you land yourself a piece of this potential summer loving?  With some good pick up lines of course. Here are some classics to get you started, re-worked Comedy Tree style.

10. Did your head hurt when that angel dropped you from heaven? Because your forehead looks kind of flat.

9. Was your father a thief? Because you look like you come from a rough family.

8. How do you like your eggs in the morning? With sausage and bacon, fatty?

7. Let’s play house as Ike and Tina Turner – I’ll slam you into a door all night long.

6. Can I flirt with you? You look hammered enough to do anything.

5. My face is leaving in five minutes, and I'm going with it, otherwise, I could end up without a face.

4. Have we met before? You look familiar. Have I seen you in my dad’s secret video collection?

3. Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day, hence the reason you’re all sweaty and stinky. You really should have a shower.

2. Do you workout? Because it appears you're consuming more calories than you're burning off.

1. Hey there. I seem to have lost my phone number. Give me your mobile or I’ll stab you.