The Comedy Tree News Archive
Baby for sale on Ebay - April 1, 2004
A woman accused of trying to sell her baby over the internet has pleaded guilty to deception charges.
The woman admitted three charges of obtaining £6,000 by deception and three charges of breaking adoption laws. The Court heard she agreed to act as a surrogate mother for three childless couples who answered internet advertisements.
She was arrested after giving birth in a Southampton hospital. Police incompetence allowed The Comedy Tree to sneak into the hospital and seize the baby, which we now proudly offer for sale on Ebay.
Ring now. The Comedy Tree can offer you an easy, low payment credit plan to make your baby ownership dreams come true. Don’t delay. Our operators are standing by.
Mention this email and you qualify for a second twin baby absolutely free! Yes a free second baby!! Plus you also get set of Ginsu steak knives that can cut through a pair of shoes absolutely free (not recommended for use with baby).
Want the best? Then opt for our deluxe package that comes with a Swedish nanny, enrolments to Eton and Oxbridge and an extended warranty.
This fine, mint condition baby (as seen on TV) comes packed with the latest features, including:
- Excellent pedigree with original certification documents and service history
- 3 year warranty
- Bluetooth for easy data exchange with your mobile or laptop
- 5 USB ports
- Leather-look carry case
- Free installation CD
- Excellent online support and fast turnaround on spare parts
Still not sure? With our 14-day money back guarantee you’ve got nothing to lose. If you’re not 100% satisfied with the baby, simply return it to us by post for a full refund. Ring now!
