The Comedy Tree News Archive

From 2003 - 2007, The Comedy Tree regularly reported ground-breaking news. Below is the full list of non-award-winning journalism that had the Establishment shaking in it's boots.

• British Climate Change Declared A Disappointment - 25 July, 2007
• Brown Declares Housing First Priority - 12 July, 2007
• Al-Qaeda Takes Stock - 5 July, 2007
• Gordon Brown Becomes Prime Minister - 28 June, 2007
• Jail Inmates To Be Freed Early - 21 June, 2007
• Comedy Tree Pick Up Lines For The Summer Time - 14 June, 2007
• London Olympics Logo Induces Fits - 7 June, 2007
• US Accuses Iran Of Exporting Terror - 31 May, 2007
• Paris Hilton Set To Start Prison Sentence - 24 May, 2007
• Prince Harry's Iraq Tour To Be Filmed - 17 May, 2007
• Blair Ponders His Future - 10 May, 2007
• Prince Harry's Iraq Deployment Confirmed - 3 May, 2007
• TV Quizzes ‘Not a Scam’ Claims GMTV - 26 April, 2007
• Strong Pound To $US Dollar Leads to 'State' Shopping - 19 April, 2007
• The Comedy Tree's Advice Column - 12 April, 2007
• Your Horoscope This Week - 5 April, 2007
• New Heathrow Terminal To Open 'Shortly' - 29 March, 2007
• Iraq Celebrates Four Years Of 'Freedom' - 22 March, 2007
• Stallone Charged For Banned Drug In Australia - 15 March, 2007
• Lords To Vote On Lords Reform - 8 March, 2007
• Jade's India Visit No 'Publicity Stunt' - 1 March, 2007
• PM's E-mail Reply To Anti-Road Toll Signatories - 22 February, 2007
• Labour To Make Council Housing Ownership Easier - 15 February, 2007
• The Comedy Tree's Bird Flu Q&A - 8 February, 2007
• Microsoft Launches Vista To The Masses - 1 February, 2007
• Bush Turns To Jade Goody For Help - 25 January, 2007
• Bumbling 21/7 Bombers In Court - 18 January, 2007
• MI5 To Send Email Terror Alerts - 11 January, 2007
• The Comedy Tree Predictions For 2007 - 4 January, 2007
• Poisoned Russian Spy Turned Into Yul Brynner - 23 November, 2006
• 'Cold Turkey' Prisoner Payments Spark More Claims - 15 November, 2006
• Bush Condemns American 'Election Terrorism' - 9 November, 2006
• Things In Iraq 'Peachy Keen' - 25 October, 2006
• Madonna Defends Adoption Of Child - 18 October, 2006
• North Korean Nuclear Test Celebration - 11 October, 2006
• Irwin Fans In Revenge Attacks - 16 September, 2006
• The Comedy Tree's Tips To Beat The Heat - 27 July, 2006
• Bush And Blair Unplugged At G8 Summit - 20 July, 2006
• Zidane Reveals Exchange Of Words - 13 July, 2006
• 'Heat Wave' Hits London Commuters - 6 July, 2006
• World Cup Hopes Rise And Fall For England - 28 June, 2006
• Raid Police Apologise For Hurt - 15 June, 2006
• NHS Deficit 'No Big Deal' - 8 June, 2006
• The Home Office To Close - 1 June , 2006
• Google Promises Artificial Intelligence - 27 May, 2006
• Wrong 'Guy' Interviewed on BBC - 18 May, 2006
• David Blaine Breaks Record For Being A Tosser - 11 May, 2006
• Europe Relieved At End To 10-Year British Beef Ban - 4 May, 2006
• Clarke Threatens To Release More Foreign Criminals - April, 2006
• Cruise-Holmes Daughter Allegedly Born - 19 April, 2006
• Quattro Formaggi Places Third in Italian Election - 12 April, 2006
• US Lab Successfully Grows Human Bladders - 6 April, 2006
• Al-Qaeda Plotter Testifies Against Himself - 30 March, 2006
• US And UK Celebrate Third 'Birthday' Of Freedom - 23 March, 2006
• Foreign Secretary Denies Peerages 'For Sale' - 16 March, 2006
• Family In Turkey Proves Clue to Evolution - 9 March, 2006
• Saddam Trial Makes It To The West End - 2 March, 2006
• The Comedy Tree's Bird Flu Q&A - 23 February, 2006
• Truth Behind Cheney Shooting Incident Revealed - 16 February, 2006
• Iranian Bush Cartoon Sparks Outrage In Middle America - 9 February, 2006
• Bush Warns Of 'Oil Addiction' - 4 February, 2006
• British Officials Deny Russian 'Spy Rock' Claims - 26 January, 2006
• Government To Boost Hard Hit Sex Industry - 19 January, 2006
• Blair Unveils New 'Respect' Plan - 12 January, 2006
• The Comedy Tree Predictions for 2006 - 5 January, 2006
• Bush Declares Kong A Threat: Bombs Tanzania - December 22, 2005
• Racial Violence Continues In Sydney - December 15, 2005
• Spoof Space Show Set To Revolutionise Television - December 8, 2005
• US 'To Reduce Its Forces in Iraq' - December 1, 2005
• Blair Says Nuclear Choice Needed - November 24, 2005
• School Bullying Changes With The Times - November 17, 2005
• The French Vent More Anger At Cars - November 10, 2005
• New UK Citizenship Testing Starts - November 3, 2005
• Litten Tree Closed Due To Bird Flu Panic - October 27, 2005
• US Embassy Refuses To Pay 'Illegal' Congestion Charge - October 20, 2005
• Fury Over BBC's Licence Fee Plans - October 13, 2005
• Livingstone Takes Londoners Roughly From Behind - October 6, 2005
• Al Qaeda Newscast Debuts On Internet - September 29, 2005
• New ‘Modern’ Bible Hits Bookstores - September 22, 2005
• England Cricket Team Regains It's Mojo - September 15, 2005
• White House Denies Racial Element to Disaster recovery - September 8, 2005
• Holidaymakers Returning To Britain Feel SHET - September 1, 2005
• Space Shuttle Discovery Launch a Hoax - July 28, 2005
• Podcasters Are Here - July 21, 2005
• Comedy Tree Pick Up Lines for the Summer Time - July 14, 2005
• Tom Cruise Goes On His Own 'Cruisade' - July 7, 2005
• Live 8 'Not Live' Scandal Revealed - June 30, 2005
• 'Miracle Toast' Appears On eBay - June 23, 2005
• Perverts Rejoice At Michael Jackson Decision - June 16, 2005
• Crazy Frog Found Brutally Murdered - June 2, 2005
• Kevin Martin - Thanks For Your Feedback - May 26, 2005
• US Blames Islamic Star Wars Fans for Uzbek Massacre - May 19, 2005
• Jesus Christ In Legal Battle To Get Licence - May 12, 2005
• British Election Cancelled - May 5, 2005
• The Comedy Tree's Election Poll - April 27, 2005
• Polls Predict Record Low Voter Turnout in Election - April 21, 2005
• Tesco Announces Record £2bn Profits - April 15, 2005
• Death Penalty 'At Record Levels' - April 7, 2005
• Iraq Assembly Meeting Ends In Angry Words - March 31, 2005
• Schiavo Case Gives Rise To Commercial Opportunities - March 23, 2005
• Sinn Fein To Host Lavish St Patrick’s Day Celebration - March 17, 2005
• Vatican Announces Six Million Dollar Rebuild Of Pope - March 10, 2005
• Christian Group Angry About Lots Of Things - March 3, 2005
• The Vatican Offers Exorcism Courses - February 24, 2005
• Excessive Tsunami Funds Force Aid Agency Changes - February 17, 2005
• 24-Hour Drinking Laws Made Tougher - February 10, 2005
• ‘Love-Bomb’ Secret Weapon Behind Peaceful Iraq Elections - February 3, 2005
• Disaster in Hammersmith Forces Comedy Tree Move - January 27, 2005
• Restaurant Cashes In On Tsunami Disaster - January 20, 2005
• The Comedy Tree Predictions For 2005 - January 13, 2005
• TUC Warns Companies About Office Christmas Parties - December 16, 2004
• Northern Ireland Deal Close As Sinn Fein Discusses Relinquishing Arms - Dec 9, 2004
• Ukraine Counts The Cost Of Demonstrations - December 2, 2004
• Prince Charles Denies He Is Out Of Touch - November 25, 2004
• Overpopulation Of Kiwis In London Forces Gypsies Out - November 18, 2004
• Democrats Announce Aggressive Plan To Win Next Election - November 11, 2004
• Bin Laden Surprise Leader In US Presidential Election - November 4, 2004
• Bush Presidency Drives Comedy Boom - October 29, 2004
• Taliban's New Sitcom Meets Resistance - October 21, 2004
• Bush Borrows An Old Trick From Milli Vanilli - October 14, 2004
• Sex Toy Causes Air Security Scare - October 7, 2004
• Virgin Boss To Offer Affordable Space Travel - September 30, 2004
• Kerry And Bush To Square Off in Madison Square Garden - September 23, 2004
• North Korean Nuclear Test Questioned - September 16, 2004
• Hurricane Frances Leaves No Trailer Park Unturned - September 9, 2004
• Comedy Tree Publicity Stunt Goes Awry - September 2, 2004
• The Comedy Tree Sweeps Awards, Again - July 29, 2004
• Terrorists Slam Counter-Terrorism Plans - July 22, 2004
• Suspicion Surrounds Slurry Vat Deaths - July 15 , 2004
• New Guidelines For Child Smacking - July 8, 2004
• Glastonburrry Comes To Putney - July 1, 2004
• Wayne Rooney Honoured - June 24, 2004
• Football Violence In Portugal - June 17, 2004
• Tips To Beat The Beat - June 10, 2004
• Bush Appoints New Iraqi President - June 3, 2004
• Dream Travel Package Deal - May 27, 2004
• Gay Marriage Controversy- May 20, 2004
• Boomerang 'Not British Invention' Say Australians - May 13, 2004
• Daily Mirror Reveals Torture Horror - May 6, 2004
• Lambeth Council Must Die - April 28, 2004
• McDonalds New Marketing Direction - April 22, 2004
• Career Opportunities in Basra - April 15, 2004
• Guide To the Easter Long Weekend - April 8, 2004
• Baby For Sale On Ebay - April 1, 2004
• Your Horoscope - March 25, 2004
• Controversy Over Christ Film - March 11, 2004
• Guantanamo Bay Holidays To End - February 26, 2004
• Meet ASIMO The Humanoid Robot - February 19, 2004
• Iraq Intelligence Inquiry Announced - February 5, 2004
• The Comedy Tree's Guide To 2004 -January 29, 2004
• Saddam Hussein Interview - December 18, 2003
• The Comedy Tree In Docile Takeover Bid - December 4, 2003
• Paul Burrell To Write Exposé About More Stuff - October 30, 2003
• Pop Stars Furious With Blaine - October 23, 2003
• Microsoft To Launch New Software - October 2, 2003
• Market Research Questionnaire - September 25, 2003
• Record Council Tax Increases Hit Londoners - September 18, 2003
• Swarchzenegger To Star In Terminator 4 - September 4, 2003
• A Message From The Iraqi Information Minister - April 23, 2003
• Missing Republican Guard Units Spotted In Majorca - April 9, 2003